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KISAH MALAM PERTAMA

Ada sepasang pengantin baru berada di kamar pengantin, di malam pertama. Pada tengah malam pertama itu, tiba-tiba isterinya mengerang, “Adui.. Sakitnya bang… ! Macam mana nkisah malam pertamai bang..?” Suaminya lantas menenangkan isterinya, “Jangan nangis Sayang.. Nanti emak ayah dengar.. Mereka mungkin belum tidur lagi tu..” Kebetulan bilik mertua hanya bersebelahan kamar tidur pengantin. Isterinya teresak-esak mengerang “… Sakitnya Bang”

Tapi kerana tidak dapat menahan sakit, isterinya tambah kuat mengerang. Mahu tidak mahu, si suami pun berkata, kali ini kuat sedikit suaranya: “Sabar Sayang! Tahan saja.. Esok baru cabut.”

Sejak dari tadi si mertua lelaki masih belum tidur. Dia memang terdengar anak perempuannya mengerang, tadi dia tidak peduli, biasalah malam pengantin, fikirnya. Tapi kali ini dia sudah hilang sabar. Dia bangun, pergi ke bilik sebelah lantas menendang pintu kamar pengantin.

Dengan rasa geram si ayah mertua berteriak: “Ni apa kena ni? Tak faham ke? Anak aku boleh mati kalau besok baru kau nak cabut! CABUT SEKARANG JUGA!” …

Terkejut besarlah kedua pengantin tu. Sambil tersipu-sipu pengantin perempuan pun berkata kepada ayahnya: “Abah, takkan sakit gigi pun boleh mati.. Lagipun manalah ada Klinik Gigi yang buka 24 jam?”

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  1. 109 Responses to “KISAH MALAM PERTAMA”

  2. By padederan on Jul 20, 2008 | Reply

    oke asik juga …….. ane kiracabut apa ????he he…

  3. By LieTha on Aug 27, 2008 | Reply

    paAn CeEy…..

    g’Nymbung Tao0o0….

    Tpi LuTcHuU jg Lo0o0o0cHh…

    hwEhEhE….

    Tha_Tha

  4. By line girl on Sep 7, 2008 | Reply

    luthu juga

    hehehe…lagian bpkya mo tw aja ursan malam pertama..

    hehehehehe..

  5. By Perantau on Oct 9, 2008 | Reply

    Itulah Mertua yang bersikap otak kuning. Malu-malu oi….

  6. By atte on Oct 13, 2008 | Reply

    he…he..he
    lucu jg
    boleh jG tuh

  7. By anne_jb on Oct 15, 2008 | Reply

    ku pikirkan apa lah

  8. By galu on Oct 26, 2008 | Reply

    bapak na kyak ‘g prnah mudah ja

  9. By arie on Oct 27, 2008 | Reply

    besok lg yach……..

  10. By lusiana on Nov 15, 2008 | Reply

    be…………..
    laen X tnye dlu yeeeeeeee
    klo gt babe ndri kn yg maluuuuuuuuuu
    heeeeeeee……………………..

  11. By barry on Nov 18, 2008 | Reply

    mank bener mertua nya mo tau aje urusan male pertama..
    wakakakakakakakakakakakak…?!

  12. By barry on Nov 18, 2008 | Reply

    manj bener..
    mo tau aje urusan malem pertama..
    wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak

  13. By barry on Nov 18, 2008 | Reply

    ajip banget nie yang ngirim..
    gokil juga lo..
    tapi mank bener,mertuanya mo tau aje anak nye diapain ma besan..
    wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak

  14. By echa on Nov 21, 2008 | Reply

    gak lucu and gak nyambung, mask bapak ampe segitunya mungkin bapak lom pernah mL kali

  15. By arieya-- on Nov 26, 2008 | Reply

    hehe… lawak sungguh.. kalu aku pun da fikir laen..

  16. By ibadiza@rocketmail.com on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply

    ada ja sih

  17. By ucup on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply

    eh… d cabutnya jgn besok dunkz… besok kan minggu dkter gigi pd tutup, mending lusa z… byr ortu’y g ngedobrak pk kaki, tp pk kampak..!!

  18. By tha on Dec 23, 2008 | Reply

    hahahahahahaha

  19. By fahmy dudulz on Dec 31, 2008 | Reply

    mw tauw adjah tuch si bapak ,, bapak urusin ja si emak ., ngpain urusin anag ,, anag kan uwdah jd milik ny suami wakakakakakannncutt

  20. By eoudias on Feb 5, 2009 | Reply

    hahaahaaaa…… gokil abz ceritanya,,,,,

  21. By Keniken on Feb 6, 2009 | Reply

    Bruakakkkkakakakakkakakkkkakakakkkk

  22. By diyah on Feb 7, 2009 | Reply

    kira gw cabut it…..

  23. By fitra novika on Feb 12, 2009 | Reply

    malam pertama kok cabut gigi…
    hahahahah

  24. By some one on Feb 16, 2009 | Reply

    asyik juga, kapan ya sampai di sana

  25. By melani on Feb 17, 2009 | Reply

    sebenernya sakitan di perawanin apa di cabut gigi siiihhhh

  26. By aan on Mar 7, 2009 | Reply

    bapak nya gak waras tu..

  27. By ThIna_ChImuTzZ on Mar 8, 2009 | Reply

    KeReeeennn . . .
    LuThu b9EtzZ dEhhh

  28. By santy on Mar 10, 2009 | Reply

    good joke

  29. By nurhanis on Mar 24, 2009 | Reply

    CERITA NIE AQ DAH BACA

  30. By THE NIGHT MAN on Mar 25, 2009 | Reply

    kukirain yang d tancapkan anunya heheeheheheheheehhe

  31. By dhee on Mar 30, 2009 | Reply

    he..he..he..he..he..
    kocak…
    awalya bikin deg-deg an.
    seru!!!!!!

  32. By Aten Gumilar on Apr 2, 2009 | Reply

    Lucu juga, jadi ingat malam pertama ama atlit lagi he he he

  33. By andre on Apr 4, 2009 | Reply

    wah gila,
    gw kirain cerita beneran, eh ternyata humor
    wah…. percuma ni anu gw berdiri

  34. By dreams on Apr 8, 2009 | Reply

    wokwokwokwokow….
    gila cerita nyaa seru abies

  35. By CANDRA on Apr 8, 2009 | Reply

    Nyambung!!!!!!!!juga khedan..

  36. By faizal on Apr 18, 2009 | Reply

    kok gto bget seh mertua a………?
    kyk org gk pnh mda ja….

  37. By My_Tha MuTz on Apr 20, 2009 | Reply

    nDx Lcu Tau…

    gAriNg…
    Tpi gPp..

  38. By otei on Apr 22, 2009 | Reply

    wakeke..keke..
    mertuanya sok pahlawan to

  39. By ocha on Apr 25, 2009 | Reply

    krai cabut paann e..

    haaaaa ternyata cabut gigi..

    ga enk bgt cie..

    malm pertma ko skit gigi..

    :)

  40. By Rasyamyuz on Apr 25, 2009 | Reply

    Kiræn skt ap2n! Trnyta skt gi2.
    Lw istri ny,skt gi2 lg,bkp aj t mlt na pke bntl.he. .

  41. By mami krisna on Apr 29, 2009 | Reply

    ceritanya lucu tapi mang agak kurang nyambung harusnya ceritanya sambungin keurusan seks ja kan seru…he25x

  42. By jonnijuntak on Apr 30, 2009 | Reply

    hehe.. lucu tapi gondok liat sang ayah.

  43. By gizca on May 2, 2009 | Reply

    cerita nya gak lucu banget&garina abiz

  44. By idem on May 9, 2009 | Reply

    lgan se bapak mw tau ajh urusan anak muda…………..

  45. By Aldi wahab on May 17, 2009 | Reply

    Bilang ja bpkx lg gatel..
    Tua2 keledai tu.!

  46. By roviko 12 s3 on May 25, 2009 | Reply

    iniiiiiiiiii baru humoooooooooor besok pagi baru d cabut

  47. By navillavigne on May 28, 2009 | Reply

    Ha..ha..gokil bgt..lagian mlm prtama skt gigi sgala..

  48. By Tristan on Jun 2, 2009 | Reply

    LUcu lucu lucu lucu hehehehehehe

  49. By tha_cute on Jun 3, 2009 | Reply

    bysa az…
    g dha yg mnrik…

  50. By rara on Jun 5, 2009 | Reply

    lcu jga crta nya krain cbutn apa2n tdi,he…. he…….

  51. By pril_cute on Jun 14, 2009 | Reply

    :D
    tak kirain apa,an
    ehhh ternyata gigi na yang sakit

  52. By randi on Jun 17, 2009 | Reply

    IIIIHHHHWWAAWWW AZIB BOS KIRAIN CABUT RUMPUTNYA SI CEWE AWWKAKWAKWKKWAKWAKWAKK!!!!

  53. By dude on Jun 22, 2009 | Reply

    lo pnya lwk mmg bst giler

  54. By dude on Jun 22, 2009 | Reply

    lo nya lwk bst gler

  55. By Roro on Jun 23, 2009 | Reply

    Ha.ha..
    Eala bang..bang..
    Macam mna pla mlm prtma kug skt gi2,, saking antusias e mpe g prnh sikat gi2,
    lutu.lutu..

  56. By abdi teh mila on Jun 23, 2009 | Reply

    ha….ha…….biasa aj tuch.he.he…..

  57. By Naya on Jul 2, 2009 | Reply

    WaH. .aD aD Az yCh cRta’y,LuCu bgD YcH,Hi Hi Hi,cRta’n yG Bkin dEg dEg an dUnk.Hahaha

  58. By Siriyu on Jul 4, 2009 | Reply

    CABUTTTTTTTTT mana tahan……..

  59. By MARTUNAH on Jul 6, 2009 | Reply

    yaaaaa,……….. seru jg tuh ,emang si bpk gak pernh muda ja,….ikutin ja ya sama emak…..he..he.he.he.

  60. By aQuh on Jul 18, 2009 | Reply

    luMayan Lucu jg c….

  61. By cumung on Jul 18, 2009 | Reply

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    lwak eeeee

    gag nymbung tw

  62. By ntahsapa on Jul 18, 2009 | Reply

    hahaha…lawak giler…

  63. By atu on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply

    jadi pelajaran tu
    Makanya kalo MP jgn serumah sma mertua. Jd gt akibatnya

  64. By si2l on Jul 24, 2009 | Reply

    Lucu…….
    pi ndx LuCu…..
    bigug dUewwh….

  65. By Nata on Jul 24, 2009 | Reply

    Lucu bgt tch..
    Si abah ky nda pernah aza…
    Hehehehehehe..

  66. By sadam on Jul 26, 2009 | Reply

    yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,,,,,,,gw dh bca dluan c

  67. By kid on Jul 27, 2009 | Reply

    lucu eyyyyyyy

  68. By acish on Jul 27, 2009 | Reply

    MacaM Mna pulA tu baPak ,, inGin tw ceKLi mLam perTAma anAx NYa .. mw ikUt apaCh???????

  69. By Quozee on Jul 28, 2009 | Reply

    Gokil abiz sob

  70. By evitabs on Jul 28, 2009 | Reply

    ah garing cerita apan nih kagakk seru ! cari yg lebih nakal lagii ahh :p

  71. By atigka on Aug 1, 2009 | Reply

    mank bpkx ae pengen tw krg penggawean…….. urusanx dhewe2 cuyyyyy??

  72. By adi_luph_wid on Aug 2, 2009 | Reply

    kwkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwk

    ua qa nyabut paku..

    eeh.. nyabut gigi..

    ojan ojan

  73. By mohd arif bin dahlan on Aug 7, 2009 | Reply

    bagusnya bapa pengantin perempuan yang prihatin.

  74. By Humaira on Aug 9, 2009 | Reply

    agak g’ ngambung se………

    tapi ……

    kwkwkwkwkwkw…

    lucu jeeeeee

  75. By Cander on Aug 26, 2009 | Reply

    Bi cucu beli tahu, gak lucu tauu!!

  76. By Pusat Ponsel on Aug 26, 2009 | Reply

    kocak … mana mau dicabut besoknya, hahaha (kirain anunya) :D

  77. By pr3m4n 94d4n9 on Aug 27, 2009 | Reply

    kwkakwkakwkakwakwkakkwkakwkakkwk

    rancak bana

  78. By desii on Sep 2, 2009 | Reply

    lucu bgt..

  79. By AMOY on Sep 15, 2009 | Reply

    LUCU JUGA,ORTU JD MO IKUTAN ACARA MALAM PERTAMA.

  80. By berkat on Sep 16, 2009 | Reply

    akh..ada aza….

  81. By abel on Sep 18, 2009 | Reply

    lucu juga… kenapa pak koq marah?

  82. By MansTa on Sep 28, 2009 | Reply

    …

    …

    Klo lg mau ml beneran gmn.. maen masuk aja ~_~

  83. By rinosuhandrysunset on Oct 4, 2009 | Reply

    ceritana gw kirain nyata bro,ga tau na boong boss,so 9w jd cekikikan sendirian nh.ihik…ihik…ihik

  84. By shieda on Oct 10, 2009 | Reply

    mesti malu giler mentua lelaki tu kan?ha3…..lawak2….

  85. By Abu Inayat on Oct 12, 2009 | Reply

    Hua hua hua.. dasar mertua…

  86. By cinta on Oct 13, 2009 | Reply

    gubrakkakakakakakak

  87. By Dut_dudut on Oct 16, 2009 | Reply

    Owww…… Klo smua mrtua gtu bsa2 ank a gk bsa ML prtma tu sma suami a…
    Hahaha

  88. By poe_3 on Oct 18, 2009 | Reply

    Gokil…..abiz…..euy……
    bnr…bnr…gokil….

  89. By herry on Oct 23, 2009 | Reply

    malem prtama
    tendang pintu…
    cabut gigi…
    ad yang lebih seru gag…

  90. By sukri on Oct 28, 2009 | Reply

    bOLeh2…
    ad BakaT tuh

  91. By rypunk on Nov 10, 2009 | Reply

    he”’,.,.,.,
    da jga y mlm prtma skit gigi.,.,.,

  92. By bisnis serba Gratis on Nov 11, 2009 | Reply

    ada-ada aja ni

  93. By iqbal on Nov 13, 2009 | Reply

    Wah gitu ya rasa ya mlm pertama hiHi……….

  94. By MELA on Nov 13, 2009 | Reply

    we…. belum pernah tuh jadi belom tahu gitu2an

  95. By poloshort on Nov 13, 2009 | Reply

    PerTama agak Lucu
    tp kLo di baca Lg gk Lucu
    abis gk ngerti bahasanya
    thx`s

  96. By mutmainah on Nov 18, 2009 | Reply

    ana terkejut, kirain cabut apaan. hehehehehe……………..

  97. By Miss V on Nov 18, 2009 | Reply

    hmm….istrinya abah kmana yach…si abah udah cerai kalee jadi penasaran pengen lihat …hehhee

  98. By adinie on Nov 19, 2009 | Reply

    huax3..ok le tuuuu

  99. By ddyee on Nov 19, 2009 | Reply

    ape kene nye.

  100. By tika on Nov 21, 2009 | Reply

    ya………..sdkit membosankan

  101. By Ariesta Fahlefi on Nov 23, 2009 | Reply

    Lumayan,….. pi kurang lutu,.. kayak nya haruz lbh HOT lg crta nya,.. HE…He…

  102. By by; Fhilinsius Yhoin on Nov 29, 2009 | Reply

    npa zch, kok mlah d gnggu lgi ne kan g’asyik mainx. mgkin mrtuax laki2
    mlah npsu lgii,,,, HaHaHa…

  103. By MR.BRE on Dec 3, 2009 | Reply

    bapake kuk peengeen erooh aee…

  104. By aBe on Dec 14, 2009 | Reply

    MUAT TURUN KOLEKSI CERITA MALAM PERTAMA….
    KLIK SINI UNTUK MUAT TURUN
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  105. By puput marsela on Dec 15, 2009 | Reply

    lucu bangetz aku kra mau cabut gtuan…hew,,,hew

  106. By kocok on Dec 17, 2009 | Reply

    na potting malam pertama ribak soni sampe puas

  107. By miss- funcky on Dec 20, 2009 | Reply

    hmmm lucu juga ^_^

  108. By awal on Dec 21, 2009 | Reply

    bagus lucu jg,,,,,,,,,,,,tp kurang gereget ceritanya……………..

  109. By hendra on Dec 22, 2009 | Reply

    kontoLnya kaLi

  110. By leo fernando on Dec 24, 2009 | Reply

    bah.. kirain berneran esok br dilepass. . . u/ info lebih mengaung boleh calls No : 085242222078

 
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