KISAH MALAM PERTAMA
Ada sepasang pengantin baru berada di kamar pengantin, di malam pertama. Pada tengah malam pertama itu, tiba-tiba isterinya mengerang, “Adui.. Sakitnya bang… ! Macam mana nkisah malam pertamai bang..?” Suaminya lantas menenangkan isterinya, “Jangan nangis Sayang.. Nanti emak ayah dengar.. Mereka mungkin belum tidur lagi tu..” Kebetulan bilik mertua hanya bersebelahan kamar tidur pengantin. Isterinya teresak-esak mengerang “… Sakitnya Bang”
Tapi kerana tidak dapat menahan sakit, isterinya tambah kuat mengerang. Mahu tidak mahu, si suami pun berkata, kali ini kuat sedikit suaranya: “Sabar Sayang! Tahan saja.. Esok baru cabut.”
Sejak dari tadi si mertua lelaki masih belum tidur. Dia memang terdengar anak perempuannya mengerang, tadi dia tidak peduli, biasalah malam pengantin, fikirnya. Tapi kali ini dia sudah hilang sabar. Dia bangun, pergi ke bilik sebelah lantas menendang pintu kamar pengantin.
Dengan rasa geram si ayah mertua berteriak: “Ni apa kena ni? Tak faham ke? Anak aku boleh mati kalau besok baru kau nak cabut! CABUT SEKARANG JUGA!” …
Terkejut besarlah kedua pengantin tu. Sambil tersipu-sipu pengantin perempuan pun berkata kepada ayahnya: “Abah, takkan sakit gigi pun boleh mati.. Lagipun manalah ada Klinik Gigi yang buka 24 jam?”
Dikirim oleh : Andiq AriefWebsite : http://www.cjdw.net

109 Responses to “KISAH MALAM PERTAMA”
By padederan on Jul 20, 2008 | Reply
oke asik juga …….. ane kiracabut apa ????he he…
By LieTha on Aug 27, 2008 | Reply
paAn CeEy…..
g’Nymbung Tao0o0….
Tpi LuTcHuU jg Lo0o0o0cHh…
hwEhEhE….
Tha_Tha
By line girl on Sep 7, 2008 | Reply
luthu juga
hehehe…lagian bpkya mo tw aja ursan malam pertama..
hehehehehe..
By Perantau on Oct 9, 2008 | Reply
Itulah Mertua yang bersikap otak kuning. Malu-malu oi….
By atte on Oct 13, 2008 | Reply
he…he..he
lucu jg
boleh jG tuh
By anne_jb on Oct 15, 2008 | Reply
ku pikirkan apa lah
By galu on Oct 26, 2008 | Reply
bapak na kyak ‘g prnah mudah ja
By arie on Oct 27, 2008 | Reply
besok lg yach……..
By lusiana on Nov 15, 2008 | Reply
be…………..
laen X tnye dlu yeeeeeeee
klo gt babe ndri kn yg maluuuuuuuuuu
heeeeeeee……………………..
By barry on Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
mank bener mertua nya mo tau aje urusan male pertama..
wakakakakakakakakakakakak…?!
By barry on Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
manj bener..
mo tau aje urusan malem pertama..
wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak
By barry on Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
ajip banget nie yang ngirim..
gokil juga lo..
tapi mank bener,mertuanya mo tau aje anak nye diapain ma besan..
wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak
By echa on Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
gak lucu and gak nyambung, mask bapak ampe segitunya mungkin bapak lom pernah mL kali
By arieya-- on Nov 26, 2008 | Reply
hehe… lawak sungguh.. kalu aku pun da fikir laen..
By ibadiza@rocketmail.com on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply
ada ja sih
By ucup on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply
eh… d cabutnya jgn besok dunkz… besok kan minggu dkter gigi pd tutup, mending lusa z… byr ortu’y g ngedobrak pk kaki, tp pk kampak..!!
By tha on Dec 23, 2008 | Reply
hahahahahahaha
By fahmy dudulz on Dec 31, 2008 | Reply
mw tauw adjah tuch si bapak ,, bapak urusin ja si emak ., ngpain urusin anag ,, anag kan uwdah jd milik ny suami wakakakakakannncutt
By eoudias on Feb 5, 2009 | Reply
hahaahaaaa…… gokil abz ceritanya,,,,,
By Keniken on Feb 6, 2009 | Reply
Bruakakkkkakakakakkakakkkkakakakkkk
By diyah on Feb 7, 2009 | Reply
kira gw cabut it…..
By fitra novika on Feb 12, 2009 | Reply
malam pertama kok cabut gigi…
hahahahah
By some one on Feb 16, 2009 | Reply
asyik juga, kapan ya sampai di sana
By melani on Feb 17, 2009 | Reply
sebenernya sakitan di perawanin apa di cabut gigi siiihhhh
By aan on Mar 7, 2009 | Reply
bapak nya gak waras tu..
By ThIna_ChImuTzZ on Mar 8, 2009 | Reply
KeReeeennn . . .
LuThu b9EtzZ dEhhh
By santy on Mar 10, 2009 | Reply
good joke
By nurhanis on Mar 24, 2009 | Reply
CERITA NIE AQ DAH BACA
By THE NIGHT MAN on Mar 25, 2009 | Reply
kukirain yang d tancapkan anunya heheeheheheheheehhe
By dhee on Mar 30, 2009 | Reply
he..he..he..he..he..
kocak…
awalya bikin deg-deg an.
seru!!!!!!
By Aten Gumilar on Apr 2, 2009 | Reply
Lucu juga, jadi ingat malam pertama ama atlit lagi he he he
By andre on Apr 4, 2009 | Reply
wah gila,
gw kirain cerita beneran, eh ternyata humor
wah…. percuma ni anu gw berdiri
By dreams on Apr 8, 2009 | Reply
wokwokwokwokow….
gila cerita nyaa seru abies
By CANDRA on Apr 8, 2009 | Reply
Nyambung!!!!!!!!juga khedan..
By faizal on Apr 18, 2009 | Reply
kok gto bget seh mertua a………?
kyk org gk pnh mda ja….
By My_Tha MuTz on Apr 20, 2009 | Reply
nDx Lcu Tau…
gAriNg…
Tpi gPp..
By otei on Apr 22, 2009 | Reply
wakeke..keke..
mertuanya sok pahlawan to
By ocha on Apr 25, 2009 | Reply
krai cabut paann e..
haaaaa ternyata cabut gigi..
ga enk bgt cie..
malm pertma ko skit gigi..
By Rasyamyuz on Apr 25, 2009 | Reply
Kiræn skt ap2n! Trnyta skt gi2.
Lw istri ny,skt gi2 lg,bkp aj t mlt na pke bntl.he. .
By mami krisna on Apr 29, 2009 | Reply
ceritanya lucu tapi mang agak kurang nyambung harusnya ceritanya sambungin keurusan seks ja kan seru…he25x
By jonnijuntak on Apr 30, 2009 | Reply
hehe.. lucu tapi gondok liat sang ayah.
By gizca on May 2, 2009 | Reply
cerita nya gak lucu banget&garina abiz
By idem on May 9, 2009 | Reply
lgan se bapak mw tau ajh urusan anak muda…………..
By Aldi wahab on May 17, 2009 | Reply
Bilang ja bpkx lg gatel..
Tua2 keledai tu.!
By roviko 12 s3 on May 25, 2009 | Reply
iniiiiiiiiii baru humoooooooooor besok pagi baru d cabut
By navillavigne on May 28, 2009 | Reply
Ha..ha..gokil bgt..lagian mlm prtama skt gigi sgala..
By Tristan on Jun 2, 2009 | Reply
LUcu lucu lucu lucu hehehehehehe
By tha_cute on Jun 3, 2009 | Reply
bysa az…
g dha yg mnrik…
By rara on Jun 5, 2009 | Reply
lcu jga crta nya krain cbutn apa2n tdi,he…. he…….
By pril_cute on Jun 14, 2009 | Reply
tak kirain apa,an
ehhh ternyata gigi na yang sakit
By randi on Jun 17, 2009 | Reply
IIIIHHHHWWAAWWW AZIB BOS KIRAIN CABUT RUMPUTNYA SI CEWE AWWKAKWAKWKKWAKWAKWAKK!!!!
By dude on Jun 22, 2009 | Reply
lo pnya lwk mmg bst giler
By dude on Jun 22, 2009 | Reply
lo nya lwk bst gler
By Roro on Jun 23, 2009 | Reply
Ha.ha..
Eala bang..bang..
Macam mna pla mlm prtma kug skt gi2,, saking antusias e mpe g prnh sikat gi2,
lutu.lutu..
By abdi teh mila on Jun 23, 2009 | Reply
ha….ha…….biasa aj tuch.he.he…..
By Naya on Jul 2, 2009 | Reply
WaH. .aD aD Az yCh cRta’y,LuCu bgD YcH,Hi Hi Hi,cRta’n yG Bkin dEg dEg an dUnk.Hahaha
By Siriyu on Jul 4, 2009 | Reply
CABUTTTTTTTTT mana tahan……..
By MARTUNAH on Jul 6, 2009 | Reply
yaaaaa,……….. seru jg tuh ,emang si bpk gak pernh muda ja,….ikutin ja ya sama emak…..he..he.he.he.
By aQuh on Jul 18, 2009 | Reply
luMayan Lucu jg c….
By cumung on Jul 18, 2009 | Reply
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
lwak eeeee
gag nymbung tw
By ntahsapa on Jul 18, 2009 | Reply
hahaha…lawak giler…
By atu on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply
jadi pelajaran tu
Makanya kalo MP jgn serumah sma mertua. Jd gt akibatnya
By si2l on Jul 24, 2009 | Reply
Lucu…….
pi ndx LuCu…..
bigug dUewwh….
By Nata on Jul 24, 2009 | Reply
Lucu bgt tch..
Si abah ky nda pernah aza…
Hehehehehehe..
By sadam on Jul 26, 2009 | Reply
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,,,,,,,gw dh bca dluan c
By kid on Jul 27, 2009 | Reply
lucu eyyyyyyy
By acish on Jul 27, 2009 | Reply
MacaM Mna pulA tu baPak ,, inGin tw ceKLi mLam perTAma anAx NYa .. mw ikUt apaCh???????
By Quozee on Jul 28, 2009 | Reply
Gokil abiz sob
By evitabs on Jul 28, 2009 | Reply
ah garing cerita apan nih kagakk seru ! cari yg lebih nakal lagii ahh :p
By atigka on Aug 1, 2009 | Reply
mank bpkx ae pengen tw krg penggawean…….. urusanx dhewe2 cuyyyyy??
By adi_luph_wid on Aug 2, 2009 | Reply
kwkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwk
ua qa nyabut paku..
eeh.. nyabut gigi..
ojan ojan
By mohd arif bin dahlan on Aug 7, 2009 | Reply
bagusnya bapa pengantin perempuan yang prihatin.
By Humaira on Aug 9, 2009 | Reply
agak g’ ngambung se………
tapi ……
kwkwkwkwkwkw…
lucu jeeeeee
By Cander on Aug 26, 2009 | Reply
Bi cucu beli tahu, gak lucu tauu!!
By Pusat Ponsel on Aug 26, 2009 | Reply
kocak … mana mau dicabut besoknya, hahaha (kirain anunya)
By pr3m4n 94d4n9 on Aug 27, 2009 | Reply
kwkakwkakwkakwakwkakkwkakwkakkwk
rancak bana
By desii on Sep 2, 2009 | Reply
lucu bgt..
By AMOY on Sep 15, 2009 | Reply
LUCU JUGA,ORTU JD MO IKUTAN ACARA MALAM PERTAMA.
By berkat on Sep 16, 2009 | Reply
akh..ada aza….
By abel on Sep 18, 2009 | Reply
lucu juga… kenapa pak koq marah?
By MansTa on Sep 28, 2009 | Reply
…
…
Klo lg mau ml beneran gmn.. maen masuk aja ~_~
By rinosuhandrysunset on Oct 4, 2009 | Reply
ceritana gw kirain nyata bro,ga tau na boong boss,so 9w jd cekikikan sendirian nh.ihik…ihik…ihik
By shieda on Oct 10, 2009 | Reply
mesti malu giler mentua lelaki tu kan?ha3…..lawak2….
By Abu Inayat on Oct 12, 2009 | Reply
Hua hua hua.. dasar mertua…
By cinta on Oct 13, 2009 | Reply
gubrakkakakakakakak
By Dut_dudut on Oct 16, 2009 | Reply
Owww…… Klo smua mrtua gtu bsa2 ank a gk bsa ML prtma tu sma suami a…
Hahaha
By poe_3 on Oct 18, 2009 | Reply
Gokil…..abiz…..euy……
bnr…bnr…gokil….
By herry on Oct 23, 2009 | Reply
malem prtama
tendang pintu…
cabut gigi…
ad yang lebih seru gag…
By sukri on Oct 28, 2009 | Reply
bOLeh2…
ad BakaT tuh
By rypunk on Nov 10, 2009 | Reply
he”’,.,.,.,
da jga y mlm prtma skit gigi.,.,.,
By bisnis serba Gratis on Nov 11, 2009 | Reply
ada-ada aja ni
By iqbal on Nov 13, 2009 | Reply
Wah gitu ya rasa ya mlm pertama hiHi……….
By MELA on Nov 13, 2009 | Reply
we…. belum pernah tuh jadi belom tahu gitu2an
By poloshort on Nov 13, 2009 | Reply
PerTama agak Lucu
tp kLo di baca Lg gk Lucu
abis gk ngerti bahasanya
thx`s
By mutmainah on Nov 18, 2009 | Reply
ana terkejut, kirain cabut apaan. hehehehehe……………..
By Miss V on Nov 18, 2009 | Reply
hmm….istrinya abah kmana yach…si abah udah cerai kalee jadi penasaran pengen lihat …hehhee
By adinie on Nov 19, 2009 | Reply
huax3..ok le tuuuu
By ddyee on Nov 19, 2009 | Reply
ape kene nye.
By tika on Nov 21, 2009 | Reply
ya………..sdkit membosankan
By Ariesta Fahlefi on Nov 23, 2009 | Reply
Lumayan,….. pi kurang lutu,.. kayak nya haruz lbh HOT lg crta nya,.. HE…He…
By by; Fhilinsius Yhoin on Nov 29, 2009 | Reply
npa zch, kok mlah d gnggu lgi ne kan g’asyik mainx. mgkin mrtuax laki2
mlah npsu lgii,,,, HaHaHa…
By MR.BRE on Dec 3, 2009 | Reply
bapake kuk peengeen erooh aee…
By aBe on Dec 14, 2009 | Reply
MUAT TURUN KOLEKSI CERITA MALAM PERTAMA….
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By puput marsela on Dec 15, 2009 | Reply
lucu bangetz aku kra mau cabut gtuan…hew,,,hew
By kocok on Dec 17, 2009 | Reply
na potting malam pertama ribak soni sampe puas
By miss- funcky on Dec 20, 2009 | Reply
hmmm lucu juga ^_^
By awal on Dec 21, 2009 | Reply
bagus lucu jg,,,,,,,,,,,,tp kurang gereget ceritanya……………..
By hendra on Dec 22, 2009 | Reply
kontoLnya kaLi
By leo fernando on Dec 24, 2009 | Reply
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